Mental checklist for Prince Charming :
Honest. For me, there can be no greater turn-off than dishonesty.
Tall. To be more precise, his chin should atleast reach my forehead. I have no idea of the logic behind that.
Intelligent. Well, I don’t plan on giving the guy an IQ test but he needs to be smart alright!
Strong handshake. I believe it says something about your confidence in yourself.
Good sense of humor. Kind of hard to define. Someone with a quick wit.
Smells good. And that includes fresh breath too. Its hard to describe again. Some people smell good, some don’t, period.
Good-looking. That’s in my list, because duh, no one’s going to say they’re looking for ugly ! But personal experience has proven that the guys who attract me are perfectly normal-looking blokes, whose features grow more charming the more I get infatuated with them.
Sensible dressing style. And I don’t necessarily mean a very good fashion sense, since I certainly don’t possess that myself ! But sloppiness is unacceptable.
Romantic. Well, guys apparently aren’t inherently romantic, so let me correct that. Willing to indulge my romantic ideas and expectations.
Authentically pro-feminist, anti-sexist. A lot of guys fake this - I want the real thing. Respect for women and an understanding that they are individuals in their own right.
Sensible, sensitive and responsible. Being overly sensitive and responsible myself, no way do I want the additional stress of managing someone else’s life !
Having said all of that, life never fails to surprise me! When it does, I'll get back to editing this post :DHappy Valentines Day everyone!
8 comments:
Tall:
Check. Logic aplenty, what girl wants to lean DOWN for a kiss? its lookin up at you, my sweet.
Intelligent:
Big obvious excessively prominent check. Stupid people are not people. Usually.
Strong handshake:
Check. And looking eye to eye at you in the process.
Good sense of humor:
CHECK. Nothing competes with the good ol' pharmaceutical properties of the afore mentioned. Though these 3 entities you talk about seem like stiff competetion to the budding suitor. A plan must be hatched.
Smells good:
Natural. Musk. Fresh. Sex appeal. If there is some way to present these words harmoniously, i seek to master it before i have the pleasure. Of shaking your hand. No funny business. Yet ;)
Good looking:
Check. Not particularly enthusiastic check. As you say, personality does effect how looks effect. I am a tall, well featured and well proportioned specimen.
Sensible dressing style:
Well. What is sensible drifts from your mind to mine :) I am somewhere between classic, spiffy and comfy. Let's just say i don't feel awkward if i show up to a party of a supposed 15 which is turning (to the horror of the host) into a hip hoppin 50 en vouge types.
Romantic:
Check. Last time i looked, i believe in some form of whimsy that perpetuates a lady's emotions in the colour valentine.
Pro-feminist, Anti-sexist:
Check. I don't see it as a matter of gender. If you are worth your ideals and individulaity, your estrogen and my testosterone has got nothing to do with it. Opening doors isn't what it's about. Open minds.
Responsible:
Check. I am responsible for myself. My 'self' cannot make sense or be responsive to my surroundings without that.
Life is a rollercoaster in love. The anticipation. The long lines. The 30 seconds of mad ups and downs. The memory of it in regular days of mediums. The dream weaver, with your eyes open.
I have been searching in vain for the application form but perhaps there is something wrong with the http layout? I am convinced i am near perfect for the position. Kindly consider my post a measure of the care i already have for the poster.
Yours, ect.
Me
Erm, I'd like to vouch for the person above. I believe it is a sane person, contrary to what it may seem to the common observer.
An old friend of mine.
Quite worth a try ;)
p.s. on a less funny note, if you find Prince-Charming Land, please forward me the exact co-ordinates, eh?
I called NASA and ordered one of those. They said that these r in high demand but they havent perfected it as yet. The components dont go together so well. There r other good variations though...... in the mean time they said that u should be aware of the fake types available in the market........ often labelled 'anonymous.!! :P
I will call u as soon as I hear from them again.
ill have you know. all anonymity isnt fake ;)
lol
You are a bit demanding !! :)
good one though! [:)]
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